Keep smiling everytime all the time!!!
Who will do it
THERE ARE FOUR PEOPLE NAMED EVERYBODY, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY & NOBODY
There was an important job to be done and "EVERYBODY" was asked to do it. "EVERYBODY" was sure that "SOMEBODY" would do it. "ANYBODY" could have done it. But "NOBODY" did it. "SOMEBODY" got angry about that, because it was "EVERYBODY'S" job. "EVERYBODY" thought that "ANYBODY" could do it, but "NOBODY" realized that "EVERYBODY" wouldnt do it. It ended up that "EVERYBODY" blamed "SOMEBODY" when "NOBODY" did what "ANYBODY" could have done.
How to produce stress in Pakistan
There are many ways to produce stress in Pakistan. If you want to know how it feels to have stress, you will have to do following things :
Travel by
a Train or by PIA.
Go to wedding dinner at the time specified on the card.
Watch the nine o'clock PTV News.
Stand in a queue to pay your utility bills.
Try to get a refund from the tax office.
Drive through Saddar any time between noon and sunset in the
working days.
Tell your wife she's spending too much on clothes.
Try to convince a traffic cop being the last driver to get
through doesn't mean you have gone through a red light.
Tell your wife you have to go out of town on your wedding
anniversary.
To meet the elected person, especially if you are not a renowned
person.
A Day Off
The
situation is that, a man who is working in an office wants one
day
leave from his Boss. He is setting infront of his Boss waiting
for
his positive reply. Is his Boss give him a leave
or not, plz see below:-
So, u
want the Day Off !!
Let's take a look at what
u r asking for,
There r 365 days
available for work,
Which makes it 52 weeks
per year,
First of all u r lucky to
have 2 days off each weekend,
Leaving 261 days
available for work,
Since u r spending 16
hours each day away from work,
Thats account for another
170 days,
There r now 91 days left
available for work,
You spend 15 minutes each
day on Tea/Coffee breaks,
That accounts for 8 days
each year,
Which leaves 83 days
available for work,
You spends 45 minutes
each day on Lunch,
That accounts for another
24 days per year,
Which leaves now only 59
days available for work,
The government declared
13 Official Holidays in year,
Which leaves u with 46
days available for work,
You spend 10 days per
year on sick leaves,
Leaving 36 days available
for work,
You take 5 days Casual
Leave per year,
Leaving 31 days available
for work,
You take 30 days
Privilege Leave per year,
Leaving only 1 day
available for work,
And....By God....are you
going to take that One Day Off.
Effective Communication
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?
" I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." She said,
"Do you have a real grudge?" he asked.
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and
daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily
like the music,
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
"Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a
divorce," she replied."I've never wanted a divorce.
My husband does.
hehehe..Now thatz what i call effective communication.
